Thursday, March 29, 2007

dude, how waz lunch?

aajay,

$7.19? italiano? i had the chipped corned beef in the small individual packages. speaking of packages, how did the skirt enjoy "yours" last night? was it frightening? outrageous? throbbing?

destroyer of the local economy

ms. sist,

the evolution of the unions and the inept management in this area and your area are the responsible parties for the ultimate economic devastation of the keynsian basic economics. john k. galbrath would roll over in his pine condo. days off, days off, days off. how about 5,000 in the job banks. EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THE JOB BANKS. this union activity and the deficient managers should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of law. YOU HEARD IT FROM ME.

dude, it doesn't affect my income

ms. list,
your company adhering to the edicts set down by the uaw is ok with me. days off, personal days, 6 weeks vacation, very good stuff. HOWEVER; when the companies in michigan start the mass moving exodus and the dumbasses that run the companies leave and there are no jobs, please don't say I TOLD YOU SO. companies in this state are not being run by the book

dude, what's for lunch?

aajay,

going to any meetings? ca? cocaine anonymous? ha? homosexuals anonymous? oua? oakland university anonymous?

what's the rumour about you and some skirt last night? i heard you were unable to "get it up." whoa! i saw on tv that there's this pill that will make "little jase" stand up for about 4 hours. can you imagine walking around "with wood" for 4 hours while at bbdo? i'll bet all of the gxys who work in the advertising section would love to go to qboda for lunch with you.

aa rocks

aajay,

dude, i forgot to tell you we had a tranny last night in the meeting.(glenn-6' half black half mexican with the wig, dress and high heels. the black pantyhose were outstanding)
a tranny is a transsexual, dude, a guy wearing woman's gear and masturbating while inside the gear

i misunderstood, part duuuuuuu!

aajay,

kentucky wants billy donovan. remember billy ocean? "caribbean queen," 1984. one of the biggest hits ever on the fm radio. the sound played for one whole year. i loved that song. i used to sit outside at the tiki bars on the weekend and get hammered. when i first hit florida, 1978, the drink of the month was black russians. white russians were popular, also. blue nun white zinfandel was the wine of the year. becks beer was the most popular beer. st. pauli and heiny was also good. nobody, nobody, nobody drank domestic beer in sarasota florida in the late 70's. $82 for a ticket. no way, jose.

dude, what is up?

aajay,

dude, what is for lunch? italiano? $7.19 driveout. i am having toasted chipped corned beef sandwiches here for lunch. $.59 per package. low calorie, low fat.

how's the three amigos? how's the conventional cab pickup? i'll probably go to the dodge store and get a lease payment on a base 4x2 regular cab pickup. middle age skirts love the pickups.

they call me mello yellow, that's right

aajay,

the guy who sang "mello yellow" is taking the head coaching job at kentucky. shit, he has to be 64 years old. he's from europe. maybe they'll develop an european style of play, very, very physical. go up for a layup and get punched in the mouth.... they call me mellow yellow, that's right folks, they call me mellow yellow. great song. just as good as the " ride my bicycle" and "bye bye american pie."

ohhhh! you meant BILLY DONAVON from florida.

izzo sucks. izzo sucks. izzo sucks. izzo sucks.
we are booked out 6 weeks as we speak. whoa

dude, are you a friggin poet de' laurette

aajay,
wherefor art thou son of lino? why are you lost? are you and your posse trying to understand your sexuality? here is how it works: 1. man sees woman, 2. man visualizes woman naked, 3. man starts to think with second brain, 4. man stumbles with any and all conversation with woman, 5. woman asks, "wannnnnnnnna fxxk?, 6. man stumbles, 7. woman starts undressing, man stumbles, 8. man underperforms and woman makes unnecessary primal noises, 9. man finishes, woman doesn't, 10. man brags to his friends on his sexual accomplishment. OR substitute the "man" for "woman" in aforementioned scenario

three amigos

aajay,
good takes. the three amigos. chevy chase, steve martin and martin short. not very good movie, almost funny. the three gringos. a short story about three americans who frequent the local qdoba in a regular cab pickup truck. this truck is the only regular cab pickup in oakland county. it has cloth interior(velour) with a split bench seat. it has after market tinted windows. it also has after market wheels and tires (20inchers) the catalytic converter has been extracted and the vehicle has dual exhausts with no federally approved mufflers.(aftermarket glasspacks) the three gringos all wear sunglasses 24/7, 365. the sunglasses are $5 designer knockoffs. all three wear cellphones on their belts which are attached to ribbed corduroy jean style slacks bought at marshalls discount department store

how 70's

aajaymansonoflino,

dude,
mnf, wings, happy hour, staying up late. GET A FXXXING GRIP. this is sooooooooooo bad. nobody, nobody, nobody of any credibility will plan monday around the mnf game. this is frigin gxy. WHO THE FXXK WILL GO INTO THE WORKDAY ON TUESDAY WITH A HANGOVER. I DID THAT 100 TIMES FROM 1977-1993. I ONCE DRANK A 4 LITER BOTTLE OF CHIANTI WITH MY BEST FRIEND JON MILLER IN SEBRING AND WATCHED MNF. I LITERALLY CRAWLED TO THE BED AT 0100 HOURS. NO MORE. NO MAS NO MAS NO MAS.

three in a pickup

aajay,

this was your best take ever. three dudes in a pickup truck. a conventional cab, no less. three dudes go to qdoba and eat in. did you guys grab toothpicks on the way out. this is so 80's. why not catch the all you can eat salad bar at wendy's with the chili and crackers and hard tacos. i remember when wendys had the salad bar. it was like going to heaven. great stuff for $3.99. that salad bar almost forced them out of business. can you imagine you and your posse having an all you can eat at wendys for $5?

let me get this right.

aajay,

three guys. regular cab pickup.(someone hiding their feminine side) three guys sitting abreast in a conventional cab pickup. your viable statistic of picking up a skirt in this scenario is 0%. chicks don't appreciate this at all. very gxy. why couldn't this have been an h3 or bmw or volvo or even a hemi. a regular cab pickup. whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

people could be gxy

aajay,

people(men) who dine (in pairs) at qdoba mexian diner could be gxy.

dude, you are in the running

aajay,

my latest take. people will find the resources to enjoy themselves. people will go to places that offer uniqueness and value. people also enjoy pleasure. that's the reason ikea is doing so well. ikea's concept is just the opposite of the "kohls" concept. how about shopping at walmart? i think going into a walmart is a character flaw. think about IT. why on earth would a radtke purchase from walmart? what is it that walmart offers? low prices. low rent. lowbrow customers. home many sex offenders and domestic abuse partners shop at walmart. i'll bet very few child molesters shop macys.

is he a homo?

aajay,
is ron jaworski a homosexual? he is rumoured to replace joe theeeeeeeeseman in the monday night football gig. how outdated is monday night football? how about the guys getting together at hooters on mondays and watching mnf? what a blatantly homosexual idea. i bet 20% of all the guys who gather to watch mnf are guys who are "dying" to come out of the closet

dude, you home or homo(ooops)

aajay,

going out? tipping some brew? whoa! i am still at work. no meeting tonight. two meetings tomorrow. looking forward to washing the g6 and putting it up in about two weeks. i will be pulling out the big dog next month. it is one of the meanest machines in flushing, a s2000 roadster with a redline of 9000 rpms. bad mxxxerfxxxer.

in fxxxing trouble

aajay,

check it out. larousa in big troble. 0.093, blackout in suv, vehicle in drive, standing still at green light. blackout dude. whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! vehicle running and in gear. whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i love this story. 0.093 is great stuff. alcohol is never a problem. dui, dui, dui. he should get ahold of your friend from last friday. DON'T DRIVE AFTER DRINKING. DRINKING IS GOOD. DRIVING DRUNK IS BAD AND WILL RUIN YOUR FXXXING LIFE.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

aajay,

dude, that's $160/month. too much for my blood. give me RAMEN noodles or give me fxxxing death. that's $200 before taxes, dude. that's gay food. tomato basil soup and pryzzzzla. what is pryzzzzzzzzla?

dude, what's for lunch?

aajay,

i can't wait. the oldtimer's cafeteria will be opening up this june for me. $2 lunches and a bunch of old ladies looking for some caucasian 8 inch pipe. i am the man. 15 chicks for every single senior man. i will be fxxxing most of clio in the future. i know one thing for sure: i will be fornicating sober. can't wait. fxxxing ladies with tits that touch their knees. great blxx jobs from chicks with no teeth. what a country! fuxxing women who have had major operations. what a country! this deserves a-
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i am not homo

dude,

i am not and never will be gay. thank you and have a good day.

the cease fire is 86'd

aajay,

dude, the gxy takes this morning were comically outrageous. i especially liked the "members" of the runners from san fran. they actually deserve a-
whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

however; i believe your initiation of gxy firepower needs to be addressed. we semites cannot allow your salvo of intellectual diatribes to penetrate my emotional armor.

one question; where would a heterosexual find the site that a fence-hugger hxmx might surf? the site deserves a-
whoaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

the skirmish begins. the dr. suggested a ceasefire. let the "games" begin.

dude, what is up?

aajay,

what is up? the dr. is at a "tall pines" boy scout jamboree meeting. i won't throw any gxy takes. i know that all boy scout leaders who wear the shorts and etc are NOT gxy. this is deserving of a-
whoa!

great meeting last night. the room was packed. all of the big book thumpers were there.

dude, say hi to mr. coleman

sistcoman,

i am glad sgt coleman returned healthy and safe. nothing worse than "taking one for the administration." i am sure lino is glad we have our patriots on the front line protecting us from the women and children on the front lines in iraq.

dude, ask his take. are we doing the righteous thing? are we doing what the majority of the iraqis want from their country?

if he is presently inactive ask him his take on cheney. maybe i am wrong. i'll accept his take.

dude, you couldn't come up with three

sistcoman,

msu facilities and national exposure and a good chance to play at "the next level" is why the kids go to state.

the guy makes a ton of cash. he is a moron. he cannot put anything into a sentence. NOBODY goes to northern, nobody. give me wayne, oakland, u of m, flint. nobody goes to northern. he friend mariucci is a fraud, possibly gay. he has the gay tendencies.

enthusiasm? i would take coach K anytime, any day. i tend to gravitate towards intellect.

coach izzo had a walkon senior guard the all american. a friggin walkon! marquis gray is not living up to his po. he was mr. basketball at flint beecher. i am not impressed.

kobe bryant is twice the athlete jordan ever was. magic johnson and larry bird were better than jordan.

just my take. i am usually not too far off of the mark.

epitome

dude,

what is up? any business? i just realized that the domestic retail auto dealers are closed for business on saturdays in the close metro detroit area. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. NOT ONLY ARE THE SALES WAY DOWN, THEY ARE NOT OPEN FOR SALES ON SATURDAY. who in the hell is in charge. this is disgusting. i remember the scenario about 30 years ago when key olds and nissan on 12 mile road opened for saturday business. the next day, on sunday, all of the windows of the showroom were shot out. this was a reminder from the local union that the salespeople were not to work on saturdays. THIS IS REPREHENSIBLE. THIS IS ANTI-CAPITALISTIC. THIS IS ABSURD. NO WONDER THE SORRY ASS DEALERSHIPS ARE FLAT. THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MUTHERXXXXER. I AM REALLY PISSED. THIS STATE AND ITS FRIGGIN UNIONS ARE GOING TO BURY US AND OUR KIDS AND OUR GRANDKIDS. I AM FIT TO BE TIED. (actually, i grabbed my aa book, i am ok)

dude, no more _______ takes

sistcoman,

weather is acceptable. no more takes on hxmos. no more takes on gxys.

the dr. gets uncomfortable with the takes. evidently, it is ok for someone to spend thousands of bucks to ride a bike around the block sounds good to me.

if your friend owns a mountain bike does he owns gear?

dude,

does your friend have mountain bike gear to go with his bike? ya know what really pisses me off is the guys who ride 28 speed bikes with that saddle up their ass and all the gaudy gear including the friggin mirrors on their friggin helmets? what is up with that? they ride up and down all the streets like they own the friggin road? what is up with that? that gear is expensive. you can't buy that gear at friggin walmart. that shit is custom, dude. i think, at best, these guys are friggin bi. GET A FRIGGIN LIFE OR AT LEAST A BITCH. these "dudes" make me friggin nervous. riding all over the country on these friggin 2k bikes. these friggin bikes are custom. is your friend gay?

whoa, i am winded.

4.4k

sistcoman,

4400 bones. holy shit. i should get about half of that. i should pay down my credit card. 4400 bones, holy shit.

how about that izzo team? a bunch of nonames. great job of recruiting. who are these kids? izzo sucks.

beautiful friggin day. i am grateful to be sober. you should try it. i wake up every morning smart.

dude, been here for one hour

sistcoman,

bill maher. controversial. opinionated. cutting edge. objective. he rips the dems as well as the repubs.

today should be strong. weather acceptable.

waiting on my tax return. need to pay bills.
tomorrow is w o w on opie and anthony

dude, a no brainer

sistcoman,

funny you should ask. (what a great jewish take) of course the book has the answer. this is the sequence daniel-son.(another great karate kid take)

1. be honest and stop

2. put defects on paper. do thorough inventory

3. talk to your higher power, yourself and another person re: defects

4. ask your higher power to remove all defects

5. pray and meditate morning and evening

6. work with others and carry the aa way in all of your endeavors.

eliminate egocentrism. help other addicts and alcoholics.

you hit a home run

dude,

you hit the proverbial "nail." you drink, especially in a social setting, because you feel inferior, uncomfortable, lonely and somewhat anxious. your personality disorder tells you that your only friend is booze. you like and rely on the place alcohol takes you. you like the escapism. you are safe when you reach the point of total oblivion. not your fault.
the problem is that social drinkers drink to the point of uncomfortability. you drink and drink and drink. to you alcohol abuse is not drinking every ounce and every drink you can and never stop. you perceive the drink as an ice cream cone. your drinking is equivalent to a super large banana split. i know. i am there

horizontal momba

sistcoman,

all day in the horizontal? pounding pud? loping the mule? choking the chicken? stroking the big one?

dude, it sounds like you're a mess. is your life unmanagable? do you find it difficult to stop drinking? when imbibing, can you limit the number of drinks? call me on the aa hotline. or email aajoe1949@comcast.net for immediate consideration. 100% guarantee to stop the liquor and whoring. call 810. 487. 0201 for immediate consideration.

dude, what is up?

sistcoman,

how is macomb and oakland county? anymore closings? comerica moving to texas? whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

bbdo moving to new york? north carolina? georgia?

how are the skirts? how is your controlled drinking? i am studying to becomse an aa guru. love the stuff.

what is up with the dude from boston 86ing? what a great album. probably the best rock album of all time. not one loser on the album.

dude, i am at work

sistcoman,

the weather is beautiful. almost tolerable. i am looking forward to my 1400 hour meeting.

the dr. is supposedly at a dental learning seminar. i wonder if he will stay for the entire lecture. he usually checks in and checks out as soon as possible and still receive his ce credits.

i think i am going to the big V. i have zero balance. this deserves a-

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

are you coming up? dude, you need to come up and spend some time and go to one of my meetings. it is a hoot.

are you a gaywad?

dude,

no takes? no sarcasm? no slurs? no lino blasts? no the dr. takes? no bman takes?

the lack of these deserves a-
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dude, are you feeling down?

sistcoman,

no emails? great meeting last night. i was "en feugo." basics, good, good stuff from "silk." you would love "silk." every person can benefit from the big book.

nothing new at the bbdo? homocide and suicide at midland dow high school this morning. our lobby is talking.

Monday, March 12, 2007

dude, sat down and removed all fecies

sistcoman,

up? hungover? any new skirt last night? my buddy bob is coming over for coffee. old guy. his 47 year old son is hitting rock bottom. quit job after 15 years. shacked up with a convicted crack head. he is using.(allegedly)

bob, is having a rough go of it. his kid has always been a good kid. a clone of harry sr. drove a water delivery truck for years, outstanding bowler and very heavy drinker. has had at least one dui in the last 15 years. dad, as usual, is in denial. the situation is "a mess." (the dr. take, everything is "a mess.")

dude, i am a busy man

sistcoman,

are you out there? what are you up to? controlled drinking rocks. aa is king. i have already had two groups of people come to my home and say hi. i had one phone call. i am the "man." great personality. speaking of #1 and personalities, have you heard from lino? any news about the outcome of the war? are we winning the middle east? maybe we should nuke em all. yeah, that's the ticket.
i am looking forward to my 1400 hour meeting. i have to tackle rachel's room and bathroom. tought assignment

ude, help is on the way

sistcoman,

i am not falling for your ruse. i don't believe a word of your take. IT pays well with some security. stay tight. comerica stated in thursday's free press that is has had problems recruiting type "a " prospects for their corp and therefore found it necessary to move to texas. this kind of dispels your "take" about what is and has been happening in this state since 1976. there is little homegrown talent here. again, there is little home grown talent here. old school davidsons and ilitchs are few and fewer. talent is south and southest and northeast.

mental illness is nothing to shake one's finger about. marge is suffering from mental illness. i cannot help marge. tough luck. the luck of the draw. i dunno.

i might participate in my 1900 hour meeting tonight. i dunno. had good 1400 hour meeting today. a lots of good stuff being passed. i am now working three peeps. a lot of good stuff.

i feel sorry for lino. it must be loney thinking like an idiot. it is loney having hatred for the majority of adults living in this country. most of us oppose the current administration.

dude, i am watching an interesting movie

sistcoman,

i am watching this movie on the cable for the first time. the two ethnics who decided to take a road trip for "white castle" burgers. one appears asian and the other appears far east indian. these dudes speak well, smooth. the one guy looks like you. they just ran a toll booth and threw away a perfect marijuana cigarette. i think they are driving a grey 4 door lexus. toyotas and hondas and nissans are so far eastern indian. most ethnics with fair to good credit drive imports. very rarely will you see an ethnic driving a malibu or dodge suv.

i just got back from my 2000 hour meeting. i wasn't going but i had one of my sponsees call me and ask me if i was going. i went.

a gal i hadn't seen in 10 years came in. she was a patient of the dr. she is a gm shop rat, 48 years old. she is hopeless both physically and mentally. she got out of another treatment center today. she has numerous driving infractions and will probably end up spending time behind steel. she has literally dropped 60 pounds since i last saw her. i wouldn't say she was beautiful ten years ago, however; she was doable. she used to have a great big rack. her figure was acceptable ten years ago. she would have been a great "fxxk." she looks as though she will die within a short amount of time. she lacks nutrition and her mind wanders. she is the first "hopeless" drunk i have actually seen in the program. i told her i would pray for her. only God can save this person. when i feel that i don't need a meeting and go anyway, i usually run into someone who needs something of what i say and guide them to the big book.

time for a cacoon and some shut eye.

de, just sat dud

dude,

just ate sunday breakfast which included coffee, non-white toast, turkey bacon and generic low fate miracle whip. good stuff. i will have ice cream for lunch. time changed. whoa!

1400 hour meeting today. weather is becoming acceptable.

teddy's sounds like a gay club.(not that there's anything wrong with a gay club, unless the homos are fist fxxking each other in the bathroom.) this deserves a-


whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

i am watching my fave liberal george stephanopolous on abc. love the libs.

speaking of the libs, how is lino? are you emailing the guy?
quotation marks go outside the punctuation

there is a difference

sistcoman,

for "christ'ssake," there is a difference. the vp and pres are responsible for the death of our troops. bill maher is a big boy and he can take care of himself. he has already been fired by abc. ann coulter has never made it bigtime. there was absolutely NO reason to attack john edwards, the next president of THESE UNITED STATES. a viewer called into the larry king show last week when this discussion was taking place sans coulter. the viewer could not get over the size of her "adams apple." the viewer, who happened to be female, suggested ann could have been a man earlier in her life. maybe john coulter.

i'll bet she loves semen

sistcoman,

i'll bet (if i were a rich man, da da da da da da da da) that ann coulter loves to suck and fondle dick and loves to swallow every ounce of semen. and, i'll bet she will suck a dick of a domocrat also. i'll bet she prefers dem's dicks.

letter to the freepress

From: Riley, Rochelle
To: joe radtke
Sent: Monday, March 12, 2007 12:35 PM
Subject: RE: too late or not too late

I have and I agree with you. R

Rochelle Riley
Columnist
Detroit Free Press
600 W. Fort St.
Detroit, MI 48226
(313) 223-4473

-----Original Message-----
From: joe radtke [mailto:aajoe1949@comcast.net]
Sent: Sunday, March 11, 2007 1:02 PM
To: Riley, Rochelle
Subject: too late or not too late

ms. riley,

re: thursday free press, "comerica."

how long before comerica starts to close its branches and its employees? let's continue to "ride the fence." let's continue not to call "it the way it really is."

i have lived most of my adult economic life outside of this state, you know, the southern states that michiganders usually make fun of because of the ya'all stuff. as one born and raised in the detroit area, i have known for years the eventual plight of this area. this area calls for leaders and leadership. newspapers and its writers should print the truth when the truth does hurt. just like jack stated as he sat across from the tom cruise character, "you can't handle the truth."

michigan doesn't have the leaders. michigan cannot handle the truth. just ask the potential comerica job applicants who choose not to come to this state and raise their families. not my take, just ask THEM.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

dude, just sat down

dude,

the weather is unacceptable. we are to receive snow over the next 2 days. just had some 4 star beef ramen noodles with lousiana hot sauce. good stuff.

i was watching oakland on espn at oral roberts. are they going to "pull it out?" how many times have you had to "pull it out?" probably not much lately, son, having not much mud on your turtle. pretty funny stuff, eh? it is my bday gift to you.

great meeting tonight. i invited sharron radtke to be my guest. tuesday's are open to all. good basic stuff from one of the gurus, dr.william silkworth. i call him "silk." he wanted to play small forward for the lakers but decided to graduate from med school and help people like me and prospects like you and the dr. (good stuff, "silk" lakers)

i am getting ready for "diagnostic murder" with d. and b. van dyke and the guy who used to bang pam anderson when pam anderson actually had pretty breasts. (chachi, from unhappy days. how tall is the fonz?)

how fat did tom hanks and bommarito get? does scientology make you get fat? how tall is the guy who danced in his bvds in "risky business?" how hot was rebecca demorney?
how nice were linda blair's tits? they were real and they were huge. that deserves a-
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

anyhooo, happy belated bday. i hope you can celebrate many more and maybe some day be happy.

the dude is sick

sistcoman,

just got back from my 1900 hour. good stuff. i told a guy today that he is just fooling himself. he feels sorry for himself. i have known him for 90 days and he is still the same as the first time he came in. the guy is a mess. drinking and not driving and not doing anything. the guy is a "puke."

one of my peeps is working through step 9, making amends to all of the people he has hurt during the past 30 years. i am grinding his ass. he is almost done. i am on his ass at every meeting. he loves my ass. he lives two blocks from me. if you come up, i will take you to his house. the whole interior was burnt last summer from a lit cigarette left on the front porch by his stepdaughter's boyfriend. the house should be complete by june. the reconstruction will be fabulous. i walked through it last weekend. the interior will be fxxxing awesome.

"family guy" is on. i love chris and stewey. i call brad's kid stewey.

great weekend. mr. ruiz is an awesome individual. possible a cancer, just what marge needs in her life. "be careful of what you ask for, it might just come true."

actually, an 180 would be selling the program short. this program is a legitimate pyramid program. it works for anyone who puts in the effort and wants a "god" in their life. the only difference is that the true members of aa don't judge and don't worry about those who choose not to "jump into this program." nobody is monitored. nobody is talked about. people in our group actually care.

liar, liar fxxxing pants on fire. you didn't bang her. you didn't spend the night. (nice try though)

the weather will be more unacceptable tomorrow. a low of 5 fxxxing degrees tomorrow evening.

actually, the dr. is ok. he has a lot on his plate. he could of washed his hands of the whole family years ago when sharron left him in 1997. i have to give him "props" for attempting to keep the kids intact. however, i think his kids will probably have a tough "go" once they leave. they really haven't had to work for anything. at least my kids have been "put through the proverbial ringer" their whole life. time will be the answer. no one does a 180. most people will not work the program. most people will take back their "free will" and try to drink again and get in trouble again.

i am approaching a milestone at 9 months on the 13th. a significant # of peeps go out after 9 months and binge. time will tell.

just sat down

dude,

good pictures. the gal is attractive. looks great. very dooable. hardon city. she deserves a-

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

happy bday boy! what did lino send? a couple hundo?

i had great meetings this weekend. guys and gals love my ass. one of the newbees approached me today and said he liked my friday night "take." he is the dad who cannot get over his wife dying 7 years ago. i told him in the friday meeting that i would insult him if i knew how he "felt." i told him there was nothing i could do for him. i did suggest he pick up the big book and start reading to page 103. it might insight him some a little about being alcoholic.

dude, you're not an alchy, yet. remember, the habit of drinking is progressive. you could put down for a month, a year and pick up to a full blown take-no-prisoners drunken spree. i hope you're not but i think marge could be.

anyhooo, i am cooking some rice. life is good. weather is somewhat acceptable. jasmine has milky-appearing breasts that you should have some of.

i failed to mention the dr.s' take

sistcoman,

i didn't mention the dr. and his homo take. i simple stated last thursday that he has many male friends. almost all of his male friends do well, financially. they are probably among the top 5 percentile. great stuff.

i also mentioned that if i am right, homosexuality among men is probably 10 to 15 percent of all adult males. this would breakdown to probably 2 of his friends being gay.(not that there is any wrong with being gay, yeh right!)

i also told the dr. to be careful. he didn't appreciate my paternal take on being careful and eliminating the naivity of the situation. he was assuming he wouldn't be able to take care of himself in an awkward sit. i had to back off and apologize and assure him i would tone down the gay takes.

i think i hit sensitivity. i will tone down the "gay takes," yeh right, when the icecaps melt in northern california.

anyhoo, i love jasmin's cans.
aarules when the big book is emphasized

dude, my life is fine

sistcoman,

the one thing you fail to get is that i would not be typing this email today if i would have gone the fast pace corp trac. i would have killed myself. dude, we users love chaos. it is part of our scene. i don't think you are an alchy, you don't fit the profile. the dr. fits all of the user profile

this is free for you dude, happy 31st gayboy,

1. spiritual malady
2. egocentric
3. selfish
4. loves chaos
5. loves to control everything in world
6. cannot stop using alltogether or, when using, cannot
stop the amount each time out.

sorry you can't land the "big one." i think the "right one" will come your way "or not." not a biggie.

the "program" straightens out 1-6 for us, if we are willing to do the work. it doesn't come through osmosis. most people who intially attend an aa meeting, most, do not come back. they attend their 15 meetings and then the judge dismisses their case. those that stay in the program, less than half attempt to brighten their loser livers. you do the math. i chose to sign up. it works for me.

dude, where ya beeeeen?

sistcoman,

at home? what is up? i just had more rice. the fancy louisiana brand garlic, etc. rice. good stuff. makes great turd material.

i am on my way to my 1900 hour meeting. i am interested in hearing the "message."

rumor has it that the dr. is drinking two beers each night. i hope a progressive habit doesn't occur.

the weather is unacceptable. this county is back ass wards. there are a lot of dumb assessss. this deserves a-

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

rumors are flying the clio might be getting a "cabella's."

go tigers. this deserves a-

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

i have my value city charge card paid in full. this deserves a-
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

great deal, great meal

dude,
forgot to tell you about the great deal at meijers. in the past section, buy one get one free. the louisiana style rice next to the rice a roni etc. diry rice, black beans and rice, etc. $1.38/box. buy one, get one free. in saucepan, 2 1/2 cups water and olive oil and boil, add ingredients, lower heat, stir and cook on low for 20 minutes and stir and turn off and cover for another 10 minutes. great dinner, cheap and good for you. check out the sodium content, only negative take sometimes. this shit fills you up and will make you fart the rest of the evening. don't eat this prior to hot date which might include sexual intercource, unless the skirt is turned on by farting

torso found in garage

sistcoman,

substance abuse, my take. police found part of the wife(torso) in grant's garage. (washington, mi) he is believed to be in michigan driving a yellow extended cab dodge pickup truck. the dude was picked up weeks ago on the day after reporting his wife's disappearance. he killed her. he was arrested weeks ago because of his driving record. his driver's license had been suspended TWICE in the past. i smell alcohol related abuse re: driving record. i' ll bet this dude is SATAN on the mind-altering drugs. DUDE, HE CUT UP HIS WIFE AND HID PART OF HER IN THE GARAGE. this deserves a-

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

i am all over this case and the bus accident and the tornado and anna nicole and nigel and bman and, and, and....

the chick's last name is jonna

her last name is jonna. i am not sure if it is her married name. she appears to be your age and she is a warren cousino grad. the beautiful gal on the comcast ads. great smile, great chicklets. they don't pan down to her lower torso. she could be thick. the take was in the detroit newspapers last week. evidently, a lot of people find her incredulous. (how 'bout that take, incredulous) she could be a chalden.(pronounced caal- dee- un)
just showered. cut the shit out of my chin, shaving. i will look like a doooooooof at the 1400 hour, with a big ol' band-aid on my chin. just what i need to do, draw focus to my chin area with the three necks i currently have. it's an aging

dude, lino's hero about to speak

sistcoman,

the "prez" is about to speak in alabama at the site of the school tornado. i wonder if he knew alabama was a state. my friend bob stated that bush went to the louisiana- state this week and couldn't understand why the place is still in a destroyed manner.(about 80% of the disaster area still exists) maybe lino(your republican dad) and his cohorts revel in the thought that the majority of that state(blacks) are still going through much pain. maybe because they are bad people, maybe, that's what they deserve. go figure. i think the republicans just want louisiana just to "go away."

dude, i almost forgot

sistcoman,

i forgot to tell you. nichole, 21, in the aa program, works at nathan's j's. yes, she is a dancer. she works days and is going back to school at mott. she is not using any drugs and/or alcohol. she comes to our flushing meeting on fridays. i did not know she is a dancer. she is small in stature and wears a hoodie and jeans. she has a small diamond stud in her left nostril. actually, she is cute, about 110 pounds, black hair, pretty. she doesn't appear to be stacked but, i haven't seen her in any revealing clothes. maybe i will this summer. i am a dirty old man. you would love to meet her. come on up on a weekend and come to a meeting and i will introduce you to nichole. i knowwwwwwwww you would droooooooooooooooool over her. i didn't realize nigel was a sexual whore.

great meeting

dude,

went to my 1900 hour meeting. two new peeps. one was young guy, back from iraq, going through divorce and miserable. the other, early 30's and just lost wife(death) and father of a young son. life is upside down.

we presented the two with the aa program and offerred assistance in phone numbers, working the steps, and etc.

i actually felt for these boys. i hope they decide to make the effort to change their lives. i think they will. both appear bright. our meetings are outstanding. we have many insightful drunks who have turned their lives around.

i probably will chair some afternoon meetings this weekend. i am working with chris byrd's mother-in-law tomorrow on step four. she is 62 and broke. chris byrd is the current heavyweight champ. her name, marley, the mother of chris's wife, is definitely caucasian. the family (byrds) is originally from saginaw. chris byrd lives in las vegas down the street from don king.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

dude, just sat down

sistcoman,

any takes? i am cooking some rice and beans for dinner. listening to cnn(communist news network) with lou dobbs. seinfeld from 1800 hour to 1900 hour on channel 26 and at 1930 hour on fox channel 8 comcast. pistons on espn tonight at miami. take the pistons and take the over.

nothing new at the dr.s house. i nicknamed bman's child stewey from the "family guy." i think you already know that. what is your take on the bus accident?

had good 1400 hour meeting. will probably cacoon this evening. the weather is unacceptable.

tomorrow could be breakout time for value city. they should have 80% markdowns. i might just head out to the city.

dude, just got home and sat down

sistcoman,

thanks for the takes today. some really good stuff. just got back from a new meeting tonight, about 5 miles east of the office in thetford township, clio. down home country group and a lot of good ol boys and gals. very old school stereotyped go to meetings type meeting. it was my first time to attend this group and i basically just listened and remained very polite. i met a husband of an exhygienist that i hadn't talked with for about 8 years. he wreaked of alcohol. i knew he blew lettuce, but he sure could not have passed a police blow. he was sharing his "sobriety" at the meeting. i didn't notice if he drove home after the meeting. i talked with him after the meeting and his aroma(breath) was quite indicative of ethanol. whoa! meeting was not interesting. very basic, meetings, go to meetings and don't use. it was ok. i was proud of myself because i usually shread peeps in my home group if they put out some of their own takes contrare to the big book.

anyhoooo? tomorrow is another month. the weather is still unacceptable.

aajoe1949@comcast.net

go barry bonds.
go gary sheffield
go gary matthews jr.
dude,

all my debt is dumb debt and bad debt. i pay for all of my debt. great article. the dr.s' majority of debt is good in that the insurance companies are paying for his extravagance.

the days of the late 90's are over for all of us. i remember working in houston in 1984. they experienced what detroit is now going through. the wholesale oil refining businss went to shit. people in subs started turning their keys into the banks. many of the middle income subs had abandoned homes with plywood covering any and all entrances. it looked like the gulf coast prior to a hurricane. it took houston about 20 years to fully recover.
p.s. the spartans still suck and izzo is a fraud. they are losing as i speak

dude, did you find someone else?

dude,

what is up? do i need another email buddy?

just sat down. the 1900 hour was packed. a lot of people came from other areas of flint. jammed. i actually gave pizza bill props tonight on one of his takes on the fellowship re: anonymyty. i think that is the spelling.

all ok at work today. the dr. is overwhelmed with bman's personal problems. the baby is not always thought of well between the bman and his current xwife.

the weather is unacceptable. rain and snow as we speak.

Friday, March 2, 2007

Dude,

what is up? sober this morning?

what is going on this weekend? i have a 2p meeting.

i am preparing for my daughters' homecoming.

weather acceptable. nothing new in flushing.

aajoe1949