dude, just sat down

dude,

the weather is unacceptable. we are to receive snow over the next 2 days. just had some 4 star beef ramen noodles with lousiana hot sauce. good stuff.

i was watching oakland on espn at oral roberts. are they going to "pull it out?" how many times have you had to "pull it out?" probably not much lately, son, having not much mud on your turtle. pretty funny stuff, eh? it is my bday gift to you.

great meeting tonight. i invited sharron radtke to be my guest. tuesday's are open to all. good basic stuff from one of the gurus, dr.william silkworth. i call him "silk." he wanted to play small forward for the lakers but decided to graduate from med school and help people like me and prospects like you and the dr. (good stuff, "silk" lakers)

i am getting ready for "diagnostic murder" with d. and b. van dyke and the guy who used to bang pam anderson when pam anderson actually had pretty breasts. (chachi, from unhappy days. how tall is the fonz?)

how fat did tom hanks and bommarito get? does scientology make you get fat? how tall is the guy who danced in his bvds in "risky business?" how hot was rebecca demorney?
how nice were linda blair's tits? they were real and they were huge. that deserves a-
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

anyhooo, happy belated bday. i hope you can celebrate many more and maybe some day be happy.