dude, are you a friggin poet de' laurette

aajay,
wherefor art thou son of lino? why are you lost? are you and your posse trying to understand your sexuality? here is how it works: 1. man sees woman, 2. man visualizes woman naked, 3. man starts to think with second brain, 4. man stumbles with any and all conversation with woman, 5. woman asks, "wannnnnnnnna fxxk?, 6. man stumbles, 7. woman starts undressing, man stumbles, 8. man underperforms and woman makes unnecessary primal noises, 9. man finishes, woman doesn't, 10. man brags to his friends on his sexual accomplishment. OR substitute the "man" for "woman" in aforementioned scenario